i'm going on a lesbian date with my crush and i want to shoot myself

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"PLEEASEEE dear god PLEASE don't let me fumble this..."

You play as Kyle, and you're going to probably the most important night of your life: your CRUSH, Jenny, invited YOU, a (highly suspected) autistic loser lesbian, out on a date?? You??? And even more unbelievable, some fortune teller told you that you will have the kiss of your life at midnight!!! YESSSS!! 

This game is played entirely with your mouse. Prepare yourself, buy her gifts, and try not to fumble! Will you be able to reach midnight and land your kiss? For your own mentals' sake, I hope so.

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we fumbled and missed the upload window by 1 minute because unity crashed 😔

we uploaded the game once GMTK voting period ended </3

CREDITS:

diandrakathyusha - Writer (with herself as Kyle)
arrakh - Programmer
reasonkaa - Artist
sukinichi - Animator

With special thanks to

galaxylina - for help with programming and simulating the date as Jenny

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i am going on a lesbian date with my crush and i want to shoot myself was created by a team of four for the GMTK Game Jam 2026. The theme for this game jam is Countdown. This game is a product of love from game developers from three different nationalities: Kazakhstan, Indonesia, and the Philippines. 

For full disclosure, this game does not contain any content derived or produced by generative AI tools. There is unfortunately some adult themes as the game features a gun. All copyrighted material is credited in this documentation.